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Funny Greeting Cards
"Hello darling, my name is www.smallpenis.com, care to join me for a drink?..." |
"Yes little Johnny, you can play the computer, as long as you don't press the red bottun" |
"Who said nerds can't surf?" |
"My god, this internet thing sure has the most amazing collection of panda porn I have ever seen!..." |
"Hi Mrs. What's-your name, can I go to the bathroom? And while wer'e at it, would you mind joining me?..." |
"It's all your fault, you pig!" |
"Plus 24, minus 42…Yes, exactly as I thought! I had absolutely no women this year..." |
"Gee grandma, you are much more fun since you have been incinerated..." |
"Don’t worry mister condom, one day I'll need you..." |
"Oh yes!! I think I see a nipple!! Jim, you come here now, these cows are wild..." |
"Yes, dear sir, I swear to you it's a flying carpet fit for two persons... Here, I'll show you, stand at the other corner and get ready to catch it..." |
"You bastard, I taught you everything I know! You had no right to ignore it..." |
Thanks Sharlyne, this pack of playbos should keep me busy for the rest of the day... |
The worst way to find a date in Valentine |
"And then they all lived happily ever after... wait, that's not a way to finish my tax report..." |
It's A Wonderful Life In Nature |
Lets Hang All The Lawyers |
You Need To Visit The Dentist |
"No Sweat" |
You Urgently Need A Diet |
Holidays Greeting Cards
This Valentine, even Santa is going to get wild! |
Happy Valentine, Baby! This year we are going to teach cupid a thing or two about love... |
Color my christmas with your love! |
Bang-Boom-Bang, say hello to the elfs gang! |
Hmmm, how i would like a piece of you this christmas... |
Only the tought of you lights-up my christmas! |
"Dear kids- I am going to be a little busy this year, see you when i see you. singned - Santa." |
Santa is proud! |
Happy christmas, deer! |
And your christmas present this year is... ME!!! |
Baby, this Valentine I am going to stuff myself with your love |
Your love is like a rocket, and what better time there is than christmas to be launched together... |
Baby, you are #1 on santa’s sexiest girls list... |
Yoo-Hoo, May your next year be one great ride! |
Love Greeting Cards
My Love, How Come She Has Your Smile? |
Guys, No Need To Crawl Over Me. My Heart Belongs To My Lover |
I Wish You Would Look Like This, But Still, I Love You The Way You Are |
I Will Follow You Through Any Battle Field |
I Wish I Was The Sheet In Your Bed |
For You I'll Climb Any Mountain |
My Love For You Has Endless Ties |
I Will Hold The World For You |
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