yo mama so dumb she so dumb that on her way to disney world
she saw a sign that said disney world left so she turned around
and went back home.
yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.
yo mama's breath stink so bad people look forward to her farts.
yo mama so fat when the cops drove by and saw her on the corner they yelled
hey you guys break it up.
yo mams so fat her belt size is equator
yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.