This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but
doesn't really care cause he really wants a drink.
When the gay waiter approaches and says to the customer: "What's the name of your penis?" the customer says: "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis".
So the customer say: "All right, what's the name of your penis?"
The waiter says: "NIKE... you know, JUST DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is SECRET".
The waiter says: "Secret?"
The customer says: "Yeah... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMEN!!!"