A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the
wind catches it for a few seconds; then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a
few more times with no success.
All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how
men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last
night, you told me to go fly a kite."