Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
I are proud to be a college student
Conserve toilet paper...use both sides
Don't come knockin' if the car is a rockin'
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
Keep honking...I'm reloading
Don't steal....the government hates competition
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather,
not screaming and yelling like his passengers!