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Every Irishman's Wish

An Irish-man finds a bottle in his garden, and when he rubs it, a genie comes out.

"You have three whishes", the genie says.

The Irish-man thinks for a little while, and then he says: "i would like to have a bottle of the finest whisky in the world, and that no matter how much i drink from it, it will never empty".

Immediately after finishing his sentence, a bottle of great whisky falls into the irishman's hand.
He starts drinking it, taking one big gulp after another.
But then, after finishing drinking, he finds that the bottle is still completely full.

"Well, what are your next two wishes?", asks the jiny.

"I would like two more bottles just like that one!", answers the irish-man.

 
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