A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?"
Little Girl, "Yes, Santa, very good."
Santa, "What would you like for Christmas?"
Little Girl, "I want Barbie and G. I. Joe."
Santa, "G. I. Joe? Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?
Little Girl, "No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe."