A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in
quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the
woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As she
did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and eplied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your butt."