Heaven is when you have:
* An American salary.
* A british home.
* Chinese food.
* A Swiss economy.
* An Italian body.
* A Japanese technology.
* An African tool.
* An Indian wife.
Hell is when you have:
* An American wife.
* A british body.
* A chinese tool.
* Swiss food.
* An Italian technology.
* A Japanese home.
* An african economy.
* An Indian salary.
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