How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to
pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a
will never Be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than
So they can stand closer to the kitchen
How do you know when a woman's about
to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man
once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women
Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the
front door, which do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up
after you let him in.
All wives are alike, but they have different
faces so you can tell them
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman with two brain
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I
don't like to interrupt
What do you call a woman who has lost
95% of her intelligence?
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some
say monogamy is the same.
Scientists have discovered one certain food
that diminishes a woman's
drive by 90%...wedding cake