Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash
Riddles

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
 
HOME > Political Jokes Category >
 
 
Kindergarten Lecture

Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After the typical civics presentation, he announced, "All right, boys and
girls, you can ask me questions now."

A little boy named Bobby raised his hand and said, "Mr. Ashcroft, I have
three questions. First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore? Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans'
civil liberties? And third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounded and all the kids ran out to the playground.

After lunch the kids were back in class and Attorney General Ashcroft said,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can ask me questions."

A little girl raised her hand and said, "Mr. Ashcroft, I have five
questions. First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties? Third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet? Fourth,
why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, where's Bobby?"

 
  Printable Version  
 
 
 
 
7.57
 
 
 
Current Grade
 
Your Grade
 
 
 
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
 
 
 

Error performing query: Got error 28 from storage engine

More Media