A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know
another and started bantering back and forth about
male / female
issues. They talked about who was better in certain
were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting
more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So
into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than
Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
He then went on for several hours arguing his point,
even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for
their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the
man was finished making his point. Confident in the
strength of his argument, the man awaited her
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this - When your ear itches and you put
your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then
it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?