Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash
Riddles

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
 
HOME > Male Jokes Category >
 
 
Welcome To Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.

Devil: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays That's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow. That's awesome.

Devil: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.

Devil: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean....

Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's alright - you're dead, who cares? O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza!! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place.

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No....

Devil: Ooooh (grimaces), You're gonna hate Fridays . . .

 
  Printable Version  
 
 
 
 
7.57
 
 
 
Current Grade
 
Your Grade
 
 
 
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
 
 
 
More Media

Slowing Fast

Fell off

Brave Cat
 
 
 

Other Humor Sites

Funny Animals
Funny Videos
Funny Women
MySpace Layouts
BBspot
Gibbleguts Cartoons

Funny Pictures DK
Life Is a Joke
Hilarious Videos
Funny Animals
Fun Games
Myspace Layouts

Funny Picture 123
All Funny Pictures
Cool Jokes
Jokes & Fun Pics
Guzer Jokes

Funny Pictures
Insane Pictures
Funny Pics
Asian Jokes

 
 

If you have any suggestion or comment please contact us
at webmaster@jokesgallery.com

JokesGallery.com - Privacy Policy
Copyright 2000 JokesGallery.com
All rights reserved