This guy sits down at the bar and orders 5 shots of tequila and downs them straight. The bartender impressed asks "Hey buddy did you have a long day?"
The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay and leaves.
The next day the same guy comes in and orders ten shots. The bartender asks if he is still dealing with his brothers sexual orientation and the man replies "No i just found out my son is gay too."
The bartender is appropriatly sympathetic and the man leaves.
The third night the man comes in and orders 25 shots and downs them all. Stunned the bartender asks "Damn man doesn't anyone in your family likes women?"
The man forcefully replies "Well apparently my wife does!"