Yo Mama So....

Yo Mama So old that I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo Mama So old that when she was in school they didn't have history.
Yo Mama So nasty she brought her own crabs to the beach.
Yo Mama So ugly we tied a steak to her neck so she could play with the family dog.
Yo Mama So stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama So fat she played billiards with the planets.
Yo Mama So fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo Mama So fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo Mama So ugly that satan sent her back.
Yo Mama So fat that your dad has to have a "heavy machinary" license to have sex.
Yo Mama So poor that I walked in the front door and fell out the back.
Yo Mama So poor that I borrowed your skateboard and she called the cops saying her car got stolen.
Yo Mama So dumb she thought a harddrive was a rough road.
Yo Mama So dumb she thought floppy disk was when her back hurt.
Yo Mama So fat that when she sits around the house she sits "around" the house.
Yo Mama So fat she bathes in the ocean.
Yo Mama So fat she isn't allowed on the 2nd floor.
Yo Mama So fat that she needed a blinkin light so planes woulden't hit her.
Yo Mama So fat she seen a bus and thought it was a twinkie.
Yo Mama So ugly she scared Michael Jackson.
Yo Mama So poor she married Michael Jackson.
Yo Mama So old that she birthed God.
Yo Mama So fat she has to sit in the middle of the car.