There was a man and his wife walking down the road on their way home.
The wife saw a baby skunk laying in the grass, so she decided to take it home and take care of it.
On the way home they came up to a river. The wife, concered for the skunk, asked her husband what to do with the skunk so he doesn't get wet.
The husband replied: "well, stick him up your dress".
The wife, again concered, asked: "what about the smell?".
The husband replied: "awww, he'll get use to it."