a man walks into a gunshop and says to the attendant, "i need a laser sight, do you have any?" the attendant replies, "yes here's our last on." the man is looking through it when he spies a naked man and woman running around in a top floor of a house. "oh shit, look at this." the attendant looks, and sees his wife with another man, "that's my fucking wife. if you can shoot the man in the dick and the woman in the head i'll give you that gun on the wall, the laser sights and a load of bullets." "ok," he says, so he lines up his shot and shoots. "oh look, got 'em both in one."