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A Sub-Par Life

George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit, but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. But his ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him.

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him. "You look like a golfer. Are you any good?"

George replies, "I got here in two, didn't I?"

 
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