Bernie and Abe are having a drink together in a City wine bar to celebrate Abe???s recent promotion. They had been drinking for some time when Bernie begins to insult Abe. He shouts, ???I slept with your mother, Abe.???
There was a hush as everyone listens.
Bernie again shouts at Abe, ???I slept with your mother, Abe.???
Abe replies, ???I know. Why don???t you go home now, Dad, you???re drunk.???