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Letters To Landlords

1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot
bathe the children until it is
cleared.


2. I want some repairs done to my stove
as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there
is a smell coming from the man next
door.


4. I am writing on behalf of my sink,
which is running away from the wall.


5. I request your permission to remove
my drawers in the kitchen.


6. Our lavatory seat is broken in half
and is now in three pieces.


7. Will you please send someone to mend
our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my
wife tripped on it and is now
pregnant.


8. Will you please send a man to look
at my water, it is a funny color and
not fit to drink.


9. Would you please send a man to
repair my downspout. I am an old
page pensioner and need it straight
away.


10. When the workmen were here they put
their tools in my wife's new
drawers and made a mess. Please
send men with clean tools to finish
the job and keep my wife happy.

 
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