One day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a 21-gun salute it was so loud! The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and the Queen was totally devastated.
"I appoligize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said.
"Oh, that's alright", said the George, "for a minute there I thought it was the horse!"