A guy goes into a bar and says "Bartender give me ten shots of tequila." Bartender says "Ok". So he lines them up side by side on the counter. The guy drinks them up really quick. The bartender says "Man you must be having a really good day today!" The guy says "Yeah, I just got my first blowjob today." The bartender says "Well, let me buy you the eleventh one on the house." The guy says "No, if ten can't get the taste out of my mouth eleven ain't gonna do it."