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Redneck Medical Terms

Redneck Medical Terms

  • Artery......................The study of paintings.
  • Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
  • Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
  • Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
  • Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
  • Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
  • Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
  • Colic.......................A sheep dog.
  • Coma........................A punctuation mark.
  • D&C.........................Where Washington is.
  • Dilate......................To live long.
  • Enema.......................Not a friend.
  • Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
  • Fibula......................A small lie.
  • Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
  • G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
  • Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
  • Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
  • Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
  • Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
  • Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
  • Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
  • Node........................I knew it.
  • Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
  • Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
  • Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
  • Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
  • Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
  • Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
  • Secretion...................Hiding something
  • Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
  • Tablet......................A small table.
  • Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
  • Tumor.......................More than one.
  • Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
  • Varicose....................Near by

 
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