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Redneck Medical Terms
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| Redneck Medical Terms
- Artery......................The study of paintings.
- Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
- Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
- Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
- Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
- Colic.......................A sheep dog.
- Coma........................A punctuation mark.
- D&C.........................Where Washington is.
- Dilate......................To live long.
- Enema.......................Not a friend.
- Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula......................A small lie.
- Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
- G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
- Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
- Node........................I knew it.
- Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
- Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
- Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
- Secretion...................Hiding something
- Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
- Tablet......................A small table.
- Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor.......................More than one.
- Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
- Varicose....................Near by
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