- "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
- "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."
- "Dating your own sister? Man, that's sick!"
- "My God, this is a splendid Merlot!"
- "Hey, you with the large chest. Out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!"
- "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal
from my atache case."
- "What a coincidence, Hank. All my friends are boycotting Hooters,
- "These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie
- "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas."
- "And now... Singing our National Anthem, international recording artist, Boy George!"