A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear-ring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into ear-rings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an ear-ring," he replies sheepishly.
"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."