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Cheap Bar

A man went into a bar and said to the barman

"Pint of best please",

The barman said "That'll be 5 pence please"

The man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the menu. He selected T-bone steak and chips,

The bar man said "That'll be 25 pence"

"Thats fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the owner, I'd like to congratulate him on his prices!"

"No", the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my wife"

"Whats he doing with your wife?" asked the man.

The barman replied "The same as I am doing with his business down here!"

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