Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash
Riddles

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
 
HOME > Miscellaneous Jokes Category >
 
 
Calling In Sick

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 
  Printable Version  
 
 
 
 
7.57
 
 
 
Current Grade
 
Your Grade
 
 
 
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
 
 
 

Error performing query: Got error 28 from storage engine

More Media