An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a ???Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a??? so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ???Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a!??? and rode off.
???What did you do to get that Indian so excited???? asked the service-station attendant.
???Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn???t fall off,??? the woman answered.
???Lady,??? the attendant said, ???Indians ride bareback.???