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5 Minutes Left

This guy asks his friend, "If you knew that in five minutes the world is going to explode, what would be the first thing you would do?"
The Second guy says, "I would screw the first thing that moved... and what would you do?"
The first guy says, "I would stand very
still for five minutes".

 
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