A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the
little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say
the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to
'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his
father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper
in my ear."