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Heavy Drinker

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, ???Quick pour me twelve drinks.???
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, ???Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.???

The guys says, ???Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I''ve got.???

The bartender says, ???What''ve you got????

The guy says, ???75 cents.???

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