It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going
a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the
and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.
new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked
know what it is?" Jimmy replied "No."
The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little
The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Jimmy
The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint...it is something your daddy
from your mommy every morning before he goes to work."
A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams
"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT.......IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"