It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going
to
play
a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the
students
and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.
When it
was
the
new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked
"Do
you
know what it is?" Jimmy replied "No."
The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little
Jimmy did
so.
The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Jimmy
said
"Nooooo."
The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint...it is something your daddy
wants
from your mommy every morning before he goes to work."
A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams
"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT.......IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"
