| Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
vacation. When
they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he
gets back,
He says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says,"Well, put them here between my thighs and that will
warm
them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes
back
and says again, "Man! my hands are really
freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and
warm them
up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to
get them
through
the night. When he returns,
he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your
ears ever get cold?"
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