Once upon a time a beautiful independent self
assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess "I was once a handsome
prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One
kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and
then we can marry, move into the castle with mum, and
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children and forever feel happy doing so". That night,
while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to
herself and thought :
"I don't fucking think so".