These three women were roommates. One night they all
had all gone out on dates and all came home at about
the same time.
The first one said, "You know you've been on a good
date when you come home with your hair all messed
up."
The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a
good date when you come home with your makeup all
smeared."
The third one said nothing, but reached under her
skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the
wall, where they stuck. She said, "Now THAT'S a good
date.
