A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I???ve got a special game for you. I???ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint???my???house."