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THE LAST 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY

THE LAST 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10- I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker!

9- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8- I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!

7- Her tits are just way too big.

6- Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5- That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4- We haven't been to the mall in ages...let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.

3- Sure, I would love to wear a condom.

2- Fuck Monday night football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."

1- I think we are lost, we'd better pull over and ask directions.

THE LAST 10 THINGS A WOMEN WOULD EVER SAY

10- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

9- Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.

8- I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7- Hey, get a whiff of that one!

6- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away...the holes in the armpits are just too cute.

5- This diamond is way too big.

4- I won't even put that thing in my mouth unless I get to swallow.

3- Wow, Bruce, it really is 14 inches.

2- Does this make my butt look too small?

1- I'm wrong, YOU MUST be right!

 
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