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Honey, Please!
A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was
rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after
careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size
for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size
for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time
and talk it over with your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring
sadly at the floor.

"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears.
"My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen!"



 
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