| After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new
words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his
mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she
opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked
"What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the
encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.
Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" He
felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a
porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then
asked him, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside
of the circle."
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