Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash
Riddles

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
 
HOME > Male Jokes Category >
 
 
Who's Counting

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she adored me."


"Ah, last night," the Italian said, "I made love to my wife six times, and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once!?" the Italian arrogantly snorted while the Frenchman laughed. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"She said, 'I guess we had better stop -- it's time to get up.'"

 
  Printable Version  
 
 
 
 
7.21
 
 
 
Current Grade
 
Your Grade
 
 
 
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
 
 
 
More Media

"Hands Off" Policy

Stereo Of The Future

That's Motivation!
 
 
 

Other Humor Sites

Funny Animals
Funny Videos
Funny Women
MySpace Layouts
BBspot
Gibbleguts Cartoons

Funny Pictures DK
Life Is a Joke
Hilarious Videos
Funny Animals
Fun Games
Myspace Layouts

Funny Picture 123
All Funny Pictures
Cool Jokes
Jokes & Fun Pics
Guzer Jokes

Funny Pictures
Insane Pictures
Funny Pics
Asian Jokes

 
 

If you have any suggestion or comment please contact us
at webmaster@jokesgallery.com

JokesGallery.com - Privacy Policy
Copyright 2000 JokesGallery.com
All rights reserved