This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman
can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A
few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and
wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe
that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes
yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off again. The
woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from
your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a
very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The
woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking
for it?
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
