Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting
penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination, the
doctor tells him, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles
around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really
can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental
Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor says, "what we should do is take the muscles
the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go
A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light to
his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the
In the middle of
dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the
point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure, Bob
his fly. His penis immediately sprang from his pants, went to
of the table, grabbed a roll and returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first and then said with a sly
"That was incredible! Can you do that again?"
guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass".