Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash
Riddles

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
 
HOME > Miscellaneous Jokes Category >
 
 
Visit To Ireland

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's
too cold. The accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we
can come back tomorrow."

"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss
the stupid stone."

"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone
who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."

 
  Printable Version  
 
 
 
 
7.57
 
 
 
Current Grade
 
Your Grade
 
 
 
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
 
 
 
More Media

Going Public

Pet Delivery

Plastic Surgery Gone Bad?
 
 
 

Other Humor Sites

Funny Animals
Funny Videos
Funny Women
MySpace Layouts
BBspot
Gibbleguts Cartoons

Funny Pictures DK
Life Is a Joke
Hilarious Videos
Funny Animals
Fun Games
Myspace Layouts

Funny Picture 123
All Funny Pictures
Cool Jokes
Jokes & Fun Pics
Guzer Jokes

Funny Pictures
Insane Pictures
Funny Pics
Asian Jokes

 
 

If you have any suggestion or comment please contact us
at webmaster@jokesgallery.com

JokesGallery.com - Privacy Policy
Copyright 2000 JokesGallery.com
All rights reserved