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Deaf & Dumb

One day two deaf mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute.

This amazed the fellow that was still mute and he asked about the procedure. His friend gave him the doctor's card and went on his way. The deaf mute wasted no time and went straight to the doctor's office. The doctor informed the procedure took 26 days and cost 1 million dollars. The man handed the doc his insurance card and begged the doc tor to start the treatment that day.

The doctor had the man strip and lay over the examination table. The doctor went to his closet and took out a bucket of mayonaise and a broom handle with a door knob on the end. The doc got a running start and shoved the mayonaise covered door knob up the deaf mute's ass. The mute screamed, "AY!AY!AY!" The doctor said, "very good we will work on the B's tomorrow.

 
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