Finally, a Mastercard television commercial for men:
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00.
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
There are some things that money can't buy... for everything
else, there's Mastercard.