A guy out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right to the nuts. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he asked,???How bad is it, Doc? I???m going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc?? is still a virgin.???
The doctor said, ???I???ll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay in about two weeks.??? Then the doctor took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentioned none of this to his girl and the two got married. On their honeymoon night, she opened her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts and told him, ???You???ll be the first; no one has ever touched these before.???
The new husband dropped his pants and said, ???Look at this ??? it???s still in the crate!???