On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. ???Would it be right,??? he asked, ???for a person to profit from the mistakes of another????
???Absolutely not!??? replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would even ask such a question.
???In that case,??? said the young man, ???I wonder if you???d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.???