A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided to go see a Chinese doctor named Dr. Chang (a sex therapist) see if he could help her.
When she arrived to his office, she told him her
symptoms and he said,"Take off all your crothes and you crawl real real fass away from me on the froor".
She crawled to the other side of the room, and Dr. Chang said, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me", and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf read bad case
of Zachary Disease......worse I ever see! That is why you have sex probrem".
The woman was completely confused and asked Dr. Chang to explain exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied.
"Zachary Disease.......that when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"