of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD)
were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions,
a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.
"Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need
to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins
talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices
the others are staring at him.
"Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece
built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That
way, I can a take a call anywhere."
nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is
again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, "Oh, that
is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important
call." So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.
When he completes
his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I also
have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually
implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in
this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"
nod, and the meeting continues.
later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous
fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, "Uhh, somebody
get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a fax."