Jokes Categories
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Greeting Cards
Funny Flash

Add a Joke
Your Account

Free Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Fun Pictures
Very Funny Pics
The Free Site
More Links...

Contact Us
Link To Us
Email Us Jokes And Pictures
HOME > Redneck Jokes Category >

A farmer walked into an attorney???s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ???May I help you????

The farmer said, ???Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.???

The attorney said, ???Well do you have any grounds????

The farmer said, ???Yea, I got about 140 acres.??? The attorney said, ???No, you don???t understand, do you have a case????

The farmer said, ???No, I don???t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.???

The attorney said, ???No you don???t understand, I mean do you have a grudge????

The farmer said, ???Yea I got a grudge, that???s where I park my John Deere.???

The attorney said, ???No sir, I mean do you have a suit????

The farmer said, ???Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.???

The exasperated attorney said, ???Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything????

The farmer said, ???No sir, we both get up about 4:30.???

Finally, the attorney says, ???Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE????

And the farmer says, ???Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.???

  Printable Version  
Current Grade
Your Grade
Bookmark and Share

Join thousands who get daily jokes to their e-email!
More Media

Change The Sign

Bloody Easter

Get A Room!

Other Humor Sites

Funny Animals
Funny Videos
Funny Women
MySpace Layouts
Gibbleguts Cartoons

Funny Pictures DK
Life Is a Joke
Hilarious Videos
Funny Animals
Fun Games
Myspace Layouts

Funny Picture 123
All Funny Pictures
Cool Jokes
Jokes & Fun Pics
Guzer Jokes

Funny Pictures
Insane Pictures
Funny Pics
Asian Jokes


If you have any suggestion or comment please contact us
at - Privacy Policy
Copyright 2000
All rights reserved