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A farmer walked into an attorney???s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ???May I help you????

The farmer said, ???Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.???

The attorney said, ???Well do you have any grounds????

The farmer said, ???Yea, I got about 140 acres.??? The attorney said, ???No, you don???t understand, do you have a case????

The farmer said, ???No, I don???t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.???

The attorney said, ???No you don???t understand, I mean do you have a grudge????

The farmer said, ???Yea I got a grudge, that???s where I park my John Deere.???

The attorney said, ???No sir, I mean do you have a suit????

The farmer said, ???Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.???

The exasperated attorney said, ???Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything????

The farmer said, ???No sir, we both get up about 4:30.???

Finally, the attorney says, ???Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE????

And the farmer says, ???Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.???

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